So there I was. Nothing on but a pair of boxer shorts and Timberland boots, soaking wet, using a crowbar on my closet. How did we get here? What led to this moment in time? Waking up late is never fun. I have always prided myself on the motto: 'If you're early, you're on time, … Continue reading Late, Locked Out, and Lacking Clothes →

Growing up, I was always close to my cousins. My mom and her sisters and brother were close, so therefore, I was always around them. There was one cousin in particular I was always with (the one closest to my age). I never had a brother, so he was the closest thing I had to … Continue reading Ping Pong Pyro →

Baseball. Is there a sport more American than baseball? Growing up, it was all I watched and all I played. I was consumed by it. I wasn't the best, nor was I the worst, but I loved every facet of the game. My dad started me out in Tee-ball when I was 4, and I … Continue reading Swing and a ‘Miss’ →

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of 'tubing?' Resorts? Lazy River? Relaxation? How about Danger? Anxiety? Death? You see, friends, I am not a fan or friend of the water. Never have been. Never will be. But...there was once a time, out of love for others, I put my … Continue reading Mother Nature’s a B****! →

So I was going to write about one thing, and decided at the last minute to take a new path. A path less traveled some would say. Sometimes, there is a reason you should take the path already established, not the one you have to make...and this begins tonight's story. Anyone ever had a Go-Kart? … Continue reading A New Path… →

Do you believe in Ghosts? Spirits? Things that go 'bump' in the night? I do. Always have. Maybe it comes from many movies I have watched in my lifetime. I mean, my first theatre experience was watching Ghostbusters with my dad. I wanted to see it so bad and he took me to the movies … Continue reading Dome to the Dome! →

You like bikes? You know, bicycles? Two-wheeled harbingers of fun and relaxation. What fun it was to ride them as kids. My cousins and I would ride all around their neighborhood for hours on end. That was our transportation. It was fun. Exercise, without realizing you were exercising. Those were the days. Wind in your … Continue reading Son…in…a…Ditch!!!!! →

At the request of my co-workers, and against my better judgement, I intend to allow you, dear reader, to learn from my failures. Sometimes I can't even believe the things I have gotten myself into, things that have happened, or even situations I have been in. Michael Jordan is quoted as saying, "I've failed over … Continue reading Who can wear pant’s at a time like this? →